Season IV Match Rewards: Round 7 – Assistant Coach

At the Gringe Hall School for gifted Goblin, there is one figure who strikes fear into even the cleverest little green minds – Mr Grigwall Filthpuncher, the school’s notorious Orc PE teacher. Equal parts whistle, muscle, and barely contained rage, Filthpuncher has dedicated his career to teaching Goblins the core principles of physical education: run faster, hit harder, and if all else fails, weaponise the equipment.

Determined to toughen them up, he raided the school’s “leaky roof” fund and used the ill‑gotten gold to launch a grand experiment: invite Blood Bowl teams from across the land to a lucrative tournament, on the strict condition that each team must take one of his students into their match‑day squad. Thus, Back to School Bash was born — a chaotic collision of education, athletics, and questionable safeguarding policies.

But something unexpected happened.
Filthpuncher liked it.

The roar of the crowd, the crunch of armour, the sight of a Goblin being used as an improvised projectile – it awakened something deep in his Orcish soul. By the end of the tournament, Mr Filthpuncher had developed a taste for the mayhem, the madness, and the magnificent violence of Blood Bowl.

Now, with the school governors still trying to work out where the roof fund went, Filthpuncher has taken a “temporary leave of absence” and is offering his services as an assistant coach to any team willing to pay his fee. His methods are unorthodox, his drills are dangerous, and his motivational speeches usually involve threats – but no one can deny the results.

As the league enters Round 7, every coach will receive a miniature model of the infamous PE tyrant himself – a tribute to the Orc who turned a school tournament into a full‑blown sporting spectacle and decided he rather liked life on the sideline.

Whether displayed proudly or used as a talisman of organised chaos, Mr Filthpuncher stands as a reminder that in Blood Bowl, just like in PE class, greatness is forged through sweat, shouting, and the occasional flying Goblin.

This model will be available to coaches who play their round 7 match at Bargammons up to 2nd June (the models are already in the BGs cupboard).