The semi-finals have been drawn. The matchups as follows:

  • PeetyPoos v Col
  • Nithilus v Bob2Bass

Special Rule: The Gobbo Gambit

The legendary George ‘Gobbo’ Hayes, first to be enshrined in the Forge Breakers Hall of Fame and last to leave the pub, is lacing up his boots once more! In a move that defies logic, contracts, and common sense, George will take the pitch in every semi-final match… playing for both sides. His fee? Waived. His motives? Questionable. His impact? Undeniable.

FIRST HALF: Gobbo’s Got Your Back (For Now)

  • The KICKING team gains the services of George Hayes for the first half.
  • George plays exclusively for the kicking team until the whistle blows for half-time.

SECOND HALF: Gobbo Switcheroo

  • George swaps jerseys and joins the KICKING team for the second half (he’s got a thing for kick-offs).
  • Any injuries George sustained in the first half are shrugged off with a wink and a splash of his infamous magic sponge – rumoured to contain equal parts ale, Troll sweat, and optimism.

EXTRA TIME: Gobbo Goes Rogue

  • If the match ends in a draw, coaches roll off to determine which team George will grace with his unpredictable brilliance in extra time.
  • Once again, the magic sponge makes its rounds, restoring George to full fighting form.

Deadline

Quarter-final matches must be played by 16th September 2025.

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